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BROKEN III (A Comedy Showcase for the Elder Generation)
San Francisco, CA
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BROKEN III (A Comedy Showcase for the Elder Generation)
"Three little old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came up, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far."

BROKEN III - The Party for TEG (The Elder Generation)

Theme: Old people comedy!  Come prepared with some sort of old person joke you can share in the social area.

What: A Play party for people 40 and older. For TEG - The Elder Generation

Who: You must be 40+, Younger folks are welcome if you are in the company of an Elder.

Where: Alchemy at 1060 Folsom Street, San Francisco

When: August 1st, 2014. 8:00 - 1:00. You may note that this is in conflict with BENT.  That's ok.  We're all cool with it.  It's groovy and the cat's pajama's.

Cost: $20 per person. No Money at the door. We're using Brown Paper Tickets, we'll have your name on the will-call list at the door. Use: [Broken Party][]

Theme!  did you say theme???, yes, old people jokes!

Of course this is BROKEN so you can just say "Fuck that, I don't have to abide by some lame ass theme", and, I'd agree with you.   But, if *you feel* like bringing a joke, then do so.

It's always fun to sit around and make fun of ourselves... of course you can bring "young whippersnapper" jokes and we'll make fun of the BENT crowd instead.  Or we can just forget that crap and have kinky play like we ought to.

The 50-ish wife comes up to her husband and says, 'So, Harvey. What do you think of my new bra-less look? Does it make me look younger?'
'It does!' Harvey says. 'It pulls all the wrinkles out of your face!'

Yes, this is the kind of witty joke that manages to offend everyone.  Bring 'em on.  

By the way, a number of younger folks, kids really, still in their early twenties, in search of daddies and (in one case) mommies have asked if they might attend BROKEN so they can scout the older talent.   I was torn.   I don't want BROKEN to turn into a little's party, yet at the same time I acknowledge that this is a valid dynamic and BROKEN does offer a target rich environment.  So, I was on the fence and was about to ask people what they thought.  Then I looked at the tits and said yes.

Two old geezers, Bill and Bob were shooting the breeze. Bill sez, "You ever made a Freudian slip?" Bob sez, "What's that?" Bill: "Well, I'll give you an example. The other day I was at the airport, and the woman at the airline counter was quite well endowed. I meant to say, 'I'd like two tickets for Pittsburgh. But it came out, 'I'd like two pickets for Tittsburgh.'" Bob: "Ahh, gotcha Bill. That happened to me this morning. My wife and I were having breakfast, and I meant to say, 'Dear, could you please pass the marmalade.' But it came out, 'You old hag, you're ruining my life.'"

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The above is all in jest, we love Bent and the people who attend. This is just for people who are past the age range that Bent targets.

Contrary to the above, you don't have to be well versed in the ways of the BDSM-force to come to Broken. Newbies are welcome, and this is a fine "first party" for those who are just discovering BDSM.

If you are over 40 and your play partner is younger, you are welcome to bring them. However, just as with Bent, remember that (tongue back in cheek) the goal is to create a safe space for older people to express their sexuality without the judgement and outright lust so often directed towards us by the younger generation.

THERE WILL BE NO DM's. Behave yourselves. If there is a problem, find Torque and he will resolve it for you.

THERE WILL BE NO ALCOHOL. I know Alchemy permits it, however I do not.

THERE WILL BE SOME FOOD/MUNCHIES. We will have non alcoholic drinks and snacks. Donations of food and drink are welcome if you want to bring something for the table.

THERE WILL BE A BOWL of little blue pills.   It's not Viagra.  Did you know that there is now a generic for Viagra, it goes by it's chemical name:  mydixaflopin ibepokin,


So, please bear this in mind: nobody is bitter about Bent, or trying to one up it, or hurt it in any way. We're just bitter about aging. But, it happens, and while some of us lament that our bodies are no longer as attractive as we once were (and nobody has told our libidos) we're all coming to terms with it.

I should also point out that I'm being intentionally crass in my BROKEN posts.  

All the ideas, comments, etc. above are coming from a place of fun regardless of how they sound. In fact, sounding bitter about it is part of the fun! :-)



Alchemy (View)
1060 Folsom
San Francisco, CA 94103
United States



Minimum Age: 18
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: No


Owner: Torque
On BPT Since: Jan 12, 2014

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